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Fake Bernd Maylander is an odd fish, he claims to be the single most important person on the grid refers to the other drivers as his children and calls himself Papa Bear (a self imposed nickname that no one else uses)

As a rule he only tweets during races when he is on the track and constantly claims to be either winning or the driver of the day

He will occasionally pop up from time to time to check in and remind people he is still here and alive and normally hungry and confused as well

His contract stipulates he is paid on a lap by lap basis, this results in him worrying for the welfare of his wife, Mrs. Bernd, and numerous un-named children

He loves his car and always keeps a packed lunch in the glove box